| Dear Prudence (another D. Rudager remake) Dear Prudence I got a bone to pick Dear Prudence you stupid dumb dick. the sun is up, the sky is blue, ev'rything sucks, because of you. Dear Prudence, won't you come out and pay? Dear Prudence You broke the internet Dear Prudence All our sperm is absent the banks are broke, the earth is bleak, you poisoned us, with your toxic leak Dear Prudence won't you open up your eyes? look around! round look around! round round look around! oooooooooh nooooooooooo, ahhhhhhhh- "dying". Dear Prudence You lost the big file Dear Prudence You flattened the dirt pile the clouds will burn, the beets won't sing, you'll find out..you've ruined everything! Dear Prudence...won't you let me beat you for a while? Dear Prudence, won't you come out to pay? Dear Prudence, to feel the wrath and rage! the sun is gone, the sky is black, we're all dead, better watch your back, dear prudence won't you come to pay? END ________________________________________________________________________ Bonus lyrics / alternate verses * - bonus material. omitted / used in early versions - - - * the sun is up, the sky is blue, ev'rything sucks, and so do you. dear prudence, won't you come out and pay? * dear prudence, put down the pie. dear prudence, you told a big lie * dear prudence, put down the pie. dear prudence, we're all gonna die * dear prudence, all the women are barren, dear prudence, something something comparin' * dear prudence, you sued the courts, dear prudence, -- --- --- -- - ports. * dear prudence, you broke the internet, dear prudence.... all the world peace went. � 2006 Dolph Rudager Productions Inc. A division of Dolph Rudager Industries. |
| 1/8/06 |