| (kicking the) Black Dog
(a Led Zeppelin parody) By Dolph Rudager hey hey Maughn, I said the way you spoooool [is] gonna make you fret, gonna make you sewwwww. oh oh child, way you stake that thinnnnng got a caREER in sign postinnnng! hey hey ban-shee, when you make that scream, greys my hair and ruptures my spleen oh yeah. oh yeah, oh, OH, oh! oh yeah. oh yeah, oh, OH, oh! iiiiiiiiiii got a phone, but it don't bill lost the battery, while drunk on some hill. [French] Fries that lie, in yellow grease all be free if i were Police. Ah, ah. oh, AH ah, oh. uh AH ah oh, uh ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hey ba-by, oh ba-by, sleazy baby, HER CAR PLOWING THROUGH THE GARAGE DOOR NOW! hey ba-by, oh ba-by, crazy baby, PUT THAT FRYING PAN DOWN NOW! driving my car, killin' carelessly, more food and more oil for me! I got a plow, but it didn't snow woman's got a loud streak i didn't know oh yeah. oh yeah, oh, CRAWWW, ow! oh yeah. oh yeah, oh, AHHHHHH, ah! Oh, i got a turtle, but he don't fly got a bowel that won't pass on by a god damn you; and this wrong way, screamin' in my car all the damn day Ah, ah. oh, AH ah, oh. uh AH ah oh, uh ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! **loud heavy bluesy guitar solo** suck it. scoop it. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh... **loud heavy bluesy guitar fade-out** END Bonus lyrics / alternate verses / notes * - bonus material. omitted / used in early versions iiiiiiiiiii got a phone, but it don't bill lost the battery; on some dynamite pills hey hey ban-shee, when you make that scream, my tiny shorts make a shiny cream driving my car, killin' carelessly, punching you, and punching she iiii can feel the rage, coming on too well, telling the French, to all go to hell. a goo-bah dah, and a goo-bah fay, screamin' in my car all the damn day skib-bah do, skib-bah bay, parking my car all day. I got a plow, but ain�t got no snow woman's got a loud streak i didn't know * - a god damn you, and god damn this "way pay bay grey trey say ray hey lay may nay yay kay play spay spray" screamin' in my car all the damn day * - goin' too slow, need a push, oh baby, I wanna trim your bush. / oh baby, you need to trim your bush weird to find, sore to face skinny 'ol woman puked on my place sticky keyboard buttons, bad pink eye in a great mood, but you're gonna die i got a keyboard with sticky buttons walkin' 'round town chewin' mutton |
| 2/23/06 |