Cracker Man
(D. Rudager)
from the Beatles "Nowhere Man"

He's a reeeeal cracker man,
Sitting innnnn his cracker land
Making all his cracker plans, for crackers

Doesn't haaaave a care for you
knows not wherrre he's going poo
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

cracker mannn,  please listen (ah, la la la)
You don't know what you're pissing (ah, la la la)
cracker  man, The world is at your command!
(ooooh ah oh la la la)

(guitar solo)


He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
cracker man, can you see me at alllll

cracker man, don't worry (ah, la la la)
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all (ah, la la la) till somebody else steals your land!
(ooooh ah oh la la la)

Doesn't haaaave a care for you
knows not wherrrrre he's going poo
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

cracker man please listen (ah, la la la)
You don't knowwww what you're pissing (ah, la la la)
cracker mannnn, The worrrrld is at your commannnnd
Ah, la, la, la, la!

He's a reeeeal cracker man
Sitting innnn his cracker land
Making alllll his cracker plans for crackers
Making allll his cracker plans for crackers
Making allll his cracker plans for crackers!
8/31/04
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