| Elected
A some-what Alice Cooper parody By Dolph Rudager I don't know much about anything, I want to be elected! I don't know where I stand on things, I want to be elected! I stay out and drink beer all night, I want to be elected! electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd I'm gonna take over the country! I want to BE elected! I'm gonna take this city and shit on it! I want to be ELECTED! I gonna forget to show up to work! I want to be elected! electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd AHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOHHHHHH! OHHHHHH NO! AHH! AHHH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU GET THAT GREEN ELEPHANT OFF MY FLOWER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'll eat anything that comes in a pill. I want to be elected! I clip the expiration dates off coupons. I want TO BE elected! I wanna put a bullet in all of your heads! I want to be ELECTED! electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd I wanna be erected! errrrrrrecccccccccttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddd I'm gonna be erected all over the town! errrrrrrecccccccccttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddd blow us up or burn us down???! conflicccccctttttttttttttttttttttttteddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooohYEAH! A fu manchu, and the votes are in! electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd! electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!! electtttttttttttttttttttedddddddddddddddddddddddd oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! END |
| 7/4/06 |