| No & Old medley By Dolph Rudager here comes the bug with the west nile virus. Nooooooooooooooo! here comes the single annoying woman. Noooooooooooooo! here comes the concrete wall at me. Noooooooooooooo! credit card bill in the mail again. Noooooooooooooo! Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! What's it like to be so old? Nooooooooooooooo! How does it feel to be so god damn old? Nooooooooooooo! Sevenity Nine minutes to go. Oh noooooooooooooo! (in mocking tone) "oh i'm so old.....i can't see in the dark... so i have to open a curtain because i can't see the light switch why am i so old and slowwwwwwww? where am i gonna go? i'm so old and slowwwwww up yours, young man!" (now taunting) oooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddd!!! old, old, old, old, old, so god damn old, you're so fuckin' OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD! listen up! 'Cause one day, you're all gonna DIE! You hear me?? DEAD! You're gonna DIE! But someday, not today. Ha! Well, maybe for a few of you, yeah. Are gonna die today, anyway. And that river, stay off of that river. she's a killer. **drum & organ solo** Where you gonna lie, when it's time to die? Are you gonna ask "why?", when it's time to die? Are you gonna be high, when it's time to die? are you gonna wear a tie, after you die? are you gonna fry, after you die? You're gonna DIE! Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee! moannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....... END |
| 7/25/06 |