2/28/08
This is a parody of sorts of another song.  Tho I�ll still probably get sued. ~Dolph Rudager

(Everywhere) Signs
By: D. Rudager


I went for a stroll, and I came across a sign.
The sign said, "Don't be a motherfucker."
So I went down to Police Station, to tell them about the sign...
I said, "Hey Policemen, 'Don't be a motherfucker, and I'm doing fine!' "

Signs! Signs!  Everywhere a sign!  Smacking my face, breaking my mind
Fuck this, Fuck that, damn, shit, did I tell you about the signnnnnnnn?

Many people, don't like a sign.
Who put that sign up there, and why?
Signs are put in place, to tell people things....
But I said "No god damn you, I won't recognize you, Signnnnnnnnnnn"

Signs! Signs!  Everywhere a sign!  Smacking my face, breaking my mind
hit this, hit that, fuck, shit, did I tell you about the signnnnnnnn?

The sign, the sign.
The sign, the sign.
The sign? the sign!

The sign said, "Don't read the sign."
So I went to the authorities, to complain about the sign,
I said, "Why'd you make such a sign, and how do you un-read a sign?"
He said "I didn't make up the sign" so I whinnnnnnnnnnnnned!

Signs! Signs!  Everywhere a sign!  Smacking my face, breaking my mind
hurt this, burn that, fuck, shit, did I tell you about the signnnnnnnn?

Fuck you!

Signs! Signs!  Everywhere a sign!

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