Oh Caddy
(D. Rudager)

oh caddy...
he was the biggest asshole of them all
oh caddy...
he never once looked for my ball
golf ball that is!

if i could make you bleed, i would
you'd fetch my golf balls like you should

oh caddy...
he was the biggest asshole of them all
oh caddy...
what a fucking prick i hope he falls
into the fucking lake!

oh woman
you're so weird looking
when i said i'd sleep with you
i was only joking

i gave him a dollar
to drink that whole bottle of bleach
i couldn't believe he did it
i'm glad it wasn't me

i poked him in the eye
i didn't mean to do it
i wonder if there's gold in those mountains
that bucket of chicken is pure shit.

i'm playing with bleach
i can't feel my nose
but it's okay
there's no pill like coma-a-dose.

the truth will set your teeth free!


END
4/29/04
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