Masterpiece Theatre presents……A day in Colonel Harland Sander’s KFC.

"And now.......Masterpiece Theatre presents...........
A day in Colonel Harland Sander's KFC."

**curtain opens**

Colonel Sanders walks around his restaurant & approaches a family.

**bangs cane on chair**
Colonel Sanders: "so there you little punk dumbass shit! You like ma' chicken?!"

little punk dumbass shit: **nods**

Colonel Sanders: "I've been making this recipe every since I was a little cocksucker sneaking over by the nudity bar while lusting after the penny-whores!"

**Family stares in disbelief.**

Colonel Sanders: "yeah!"

**gimps around**

Colonel Sanders: **eyes women and jabs her on the ass with his cane**

Colonel Sanders: "Ma'am, I said Ah yes, Ma'ma you were in need of a good poking! Heh heh!"

Woman: "asshole!"

Colonel Sanders: "Baw-hahaha!"

**gimps towards a family of 4 eating**

Colonel Sanders: "so you little pillow biters enjoying this shit?!! It's "Clit-licking good!" "
**slams cane on table**

**suggestively starts lapping tongue rapidly**

**bursts out laughing** "Baw-hahahahahahahahaha!"

Colonel Sanders: "come back soon now, you hear you little cum garglers?!"

**wanders around**

**employee drops some glass on the floor**

Colonel Sanders: "what the fuck is this bullshit going on, I say I asked you what the fuck is this bullshit?!"

employee: **shrugs shoulders**

**curtain closes**

END