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Links: tvtome.com baseball hall of fame, football uniform history, drdrew Loveline quotes Dr Drew, Mojomofo, hockey jersey history 7th Heaven script uncle mark
Cheese: cheese poems, cheese stories, cheese recipes, I love cheese, Cheetos
This is my friend Brian's site. He's totally into music & guitar and has some great links
My friend Mike's site dedicated to his Steel Drum band. has links & a daily journal.
"Man, Mas N' Steel is the worst." Mojomofo's & Cassandra's websites. Beautiful photography, projects, humor various links & family albums
This is Justa's site. She used to go to drdrew.com before it got infested with rats.
Alanis's drDrewJedi's Unofficial
Loveline Quotes webpage. Oh yeah! imdb.com. site full of info on movies, tv shows & actors. Another good reference site.
The Onion Baseball Hall of Fame website link to the history of the baseball uniform since 1900.
Complete history of NHL hockey jerseys dating back to 1917.
The Helmet Project. Contains images of football helmets from the NFL, college & other football leagues. No remote linking allowed.
NFL football uniforms of the past & present.
TVtome.com site full of info on tv shows & actors. Good reference site.
Jumptheshark.com. A defining moment when you know that your favorite television program has reached it's peak. Has user forum.
Saturday Night Live transcripts. Has many transcripts since the show began in 1975.
Redmeat website. View & create your own 3-panel comic.
Introduction
Perhaps an introduction is in order.
The story behind Stick-O in Hell came about during my '93-'94 freshman year in my high school. I had been drawing cartoons since 1987, with a few different cartoons series and etc. My friend Mike, who we deemed "Iron Mike", I've known since kindergarten, loved to read my comics, and one day decided he wanted to draw a comic strip too. Only he couldn't draw worth a shit, and drew stick figures. He came up with the idea of "Stick-O", then asked me to rough sketch it out so he could draw it. His first few comics were just stick figures yelling profanity and going around vandalizing things and titled it "Stick-O". I thought his comics were hilarious, and he of course thought they were pure shit compared to my comics but so what? Hey, art is art, damn it.
So eventually he became tired of it, so I took over the strip. It rapidly became my favorite to draw.
The crudely and half-assed drawings of Stick-O as a stick-figure was completely intentional (who the hell says comics have to have people with ears, a nose, fingers, shoes, etc? Look at South Park for christs sake!!) The idea of it was to bash our hellhole high school, promote swearing, smoking, vandalism and just a way to waste time in school. If I was ever caught with these comics in school, I would have been expelled. heheh. Speaking of South Park, I drew most of these comics before South Park ever came out (South Park came out in August of 1997) and because of this, my classmates thought I was insane. Ah, to be a trendsetter.
The Peanuts Rip-offs are..well....Peanuts is just too easy to rip off. Tho I'm glad Charlie Brown's psychotic wrath is finally brought to the assholes of his world who treated him like shit. These too were also drawn in March - May of 1997.
The whole design of my comics? A pencil, a sheet of notebook paper, and a completely insane idea. It's a damn shame pencil doesn't scan well. Shitfuckers. So that's why the comics appeared to be "faded" in a varity of dark to light greys, with the touched-up addition as included on the original comics: red as blood; yellow as fire / the explosion, of course.
Enjoy. ~mp34 -- March, 2004
"Stick-O is dedicated to Iron Mike, who without the world would have never seen our pal Stick-O torment his hellhole school, stick cigarettes in people's eyes, or cuss people out to the 'n'th degree."
Stick-O�s Sick Day
drawn 2-10-97
The story begins with Stick-O having a head cold, and someone throws him some expired PM Tylenol, which results on him going on a drug induced hallucination.
Doors song references include �Light my Fire�, �Break on Thru to the Other Side� �L.A. Woman�, �Been Down So Long�. Stick-O returns to class a month later, incredibly obese, drunk, with a beard and screaming Doors lyrics.
Stick-O in Hell Peanuts rip-offs Lucy the Bitch Snoopy Linus Sally ass rusty chains smoking haha lol Stick-Gasoline blow up the bus hellhole steroids big drunk Kalvin and Hobbes Calvin and Hobbes Kalvin and Hobbes
drawn 8-20-96
Probably the worst rip-off in the history of Calvin and Hobbes, I drew this 4-page doozy in August of 1996, when my drawing skills were even lower that the shitty standards that you�re all used to seeing. A few questions come to mind�Where does Kalvin get his hand gun? Where is Kalvin�s mask when he goes to get his steroids? And why does Kalvin get so buffed up after taking steroids and walking out of the store? And why did Kalvin chop off Hobbes' tail? These questions are all very interesting. I decided to bring up the whole mystique of Calvin and Hobbes, of how Calvin�s imagination brings his stuffed tiger to life. Of course, Kalvin doesn�t respond to this reality of Hobbes not being real very well. Highlights of this comic include Kalvin�s dad going to school early and bribing the school bully Moe to beat up Kalvin, hence, the suspicious circumstance of lots of birthday cake at breakfast for Kalvin. And this comic wraps up, with the anti-nature comments and a rather vengeful retort of Hobbes, where Kalvin chops his tail off with an axe. His mother, pissed off as usual, this comic ends with Kalvin getting cramps and mysteriously seems to be approaching his mother with the axe in hand. What was to become of this? Who knows
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