| "The Antique Road Roughhouse"
Expert: "And what we have here, is a genuine, hand-embroidered WWII logo silk blue and white flag which is highly collectable. You want to tell me the story of how you got this flag?" old man: Yes, well...my dad >>fast forward>> Expert: "Now, you have any how much this extremely rare and great conditioned this flag is worth? Anywhere between $20,000 to $40,000." old man: Oh, oh wow, I had no idea! Expert: (concerned) "Now, tho, I'd recommend taking this in and having it professionally protected & stored, because it is s tarting to fall apart and there seems to be a lot of stains on it." old man: Oh, oh really! Well, I guess we're going to have to get a new dinner table cloth! Expert: "You stupid, dumb motherfucker." END |