| TV commercial: Outside on a hot July sunny day on the football field.....
athlete Tom: **talks to camera** "Ah yes, there's nothing more refreshing than ultra-sweet and tart Ho-Shunned Spray 100% Juice! It's nippy cranberry and apple juice really fills me up and refreshes me during a long, hot workout!" **sweating profusely; runs along, stops and chugs some more from bottle** athlete Tom: "Yeah! Really hits the sweet spot! And it's full of vitamins!!" **runs more fast-paced laps** **hunches down, falls to knees and pukes** athlete Tom: "OH GOD my stomach hurts!!! **PUKE** **SPEW** Oh god there goes my breakfast and lunch!!! **heaves** It feels like my insides are sucking itself dry!!!" **PUUUUKE** Voice over: "Ho-Shunned Spray 100% Juice...not recommended for consumption of replenishing hydration during outdoor activity." athlete Tom: **in the blurred distance** "Cough cough gag!!" END |