| In what is a never-ending bit, is called "Doing the Bad Idea job interview".
Employer: "Why should we hire you? " Me: "I want it so some day I can be in your position to prevent people like ME from getting hired! Yeah, and some day, I'll take over and be the KING of the company!" Employer: "you're hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you? " Me: "hey, I got bills god damn it. And if I don't pay them, my credit rating goes to shit and I'll starve to death. What more fucking reason do you NEED? " Employer: "you're hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "why should we hire you? " Me: "I once saw a bus go by." Employer: "you�re hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "why SHOULDN�T we hire you? " Me: "well let's see, there's...." Employer: "You're hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you? " Me: "Fuck YOU, asshole!" Employer: "youre hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you?" Me: "cause I saw you screwing your secretary, and I have the pictures to prove it" **bluffing** Employer: "you're hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you? You got a gun so you'd shoot up the place??" Me: "Hell no! I don't own a gun!" Employer: "Prove it!!" Me: "Youll just have to trust me!!" Employer: "you're hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you?" Me: "Because I know you're gay and I'll spread the word." Employer: "Not hired!" -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you?" Me: "I own and operate a successful cockfighting ring" Employer: "you're hired! Put me down for $40!" **High-fives** -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you? " Me: "uh, what?" Employer: "you're hired!" **handshake** -o- Employer: "Why should we hire you? " Me: "You shouldnt." Employer: "you're hired!" **big hug** |