| A scene from the old Bob Newhart show last night.
Middle-aged & chidless couple Emily and Bob climb into bed for the evening reflecting on babying sitting a friend's 8 year old son from the day. Emily: "Boy, it sure was nice to hear the sound of a little one running around, today." Bob: **slightly nods head** Emily: "Boy, it sure isn't tough being a substitute teacher these days." Bob: "um.. **stutters for a bit** .. why..why isn't it?" Emily: " 'Cause we live in the very Liberal city of Chicago during the early 1970s, Bob. And we're very Liberal modern old people." Bob: "oh. **looks around** well, Emily... I guess the only that there's left to do is suck the dick, and uh, cock." Emily: "No, Bob, that's a terrible idea! I won't do it!" Bob: "k." **turns out the lights** **brief pause** Bob: "whe..whe...well Emily, you..you can forget about fingerpainting." END Classic television indeed! Damn it, they just don't write sitcoms like they used to! |