| At a cheese factory in Wisconsin...
Cheese factory owner: "Well this is strange...ever since we hired Dolf our production has doubled but our profits have gone down!" Dolf: **stuffs some cheese into his mouth** "Haha, that's funny, boss." Cheese factory owner: "Dolf, you haven't been swimming in the Cheese Whiz pool again, have you? The customers have been complaining of finding pubic hair in their cheese." Dolf: **dips another chip into the cheese whiz** "I am baffled...seriously." **dumps some cheese whiz on some popcorn** Cheese factory owner: "Well I don't know, then! **shakes head** Alright, then. Carry on!" |