| Voiceover: "there's a new comedy coming this Fall on ABC...."
Dad: "where the HELL is that damn kid!" Voiceover: "...from Untitled Daily Column Project Productions...." male teen: "there's no way our stupid dad is going to find out!" Voiceover: "...comes a rather jaded family..." dad: "oh that kid is SO dead!" Voiceover: "... is a new show called.."Dead Kid"...." male teen / Dead Kid: "you can't tell me what to do, you and your ratty old flannel shirt & crazy stubble faced clown!" Voiceover: "...and on a very special episode of "Dead Kid", Dead Kid brings his dad's gun to school." dad: "where in the hell is my god damn gun?? I need it for work!! That kid is so dead!" Voiceover: "...nobody knows what he's up to." mom: "where the hell is the car & your brother?!" sister: "I last saw him and his friends joyriding with some liquor bottles." **quick fade out / fade in** mom to dad: "The Government called today. They're looking for our son." dad: "that kid is DEAD. so DEAD!!!!!!" **quick fade out / fade in** Family sitting down at dinner. Dead kid: "so yeah, apparently the bus driver caught me cutting the bus seats and I'm being forced to pay for the damages. So I need some money." dad: "grrrrrrrrrrrrr." Dead Kid: "yeah somehow they found out it was me that was making metal car key scrape-marks all over the chalkboards so I got a 2 week suspension from school." dad: "damn it!" Dead Kid: "Heheh, somebody flooded the gym last night and the basketball court is all wavy and curled up. Hahahaha!" dad: "grumph!!!" Dead Kid: "oh ya dad, I accidentally threw my math book out the bus window so I'm gonna need a new one." dad: "god damn it!!!!" Dead Kid: "Mom, your car is kinda missing the right tail light, and now it drives a little wobbly and steers to the right." dad: **slams down fist** "That's IT! You are so DEAD!" **jumps out of chair and chases after Dead Kid** **quick fade out / fade in** dad: (in bathroom) **hears glass breaking in the background** "Damn it! How in the hell can you be in trouble already?! I'm trying to shave here!" **slams down razor** "I'm coming after you, dead kid!" Voiceover: " 'Dead Kid', coming this fall on ABC!" |