| a sandwich:
The Dick Slapper. Toast two pieces of bread. On top of one piece of toast: a few slices of cold cut turkey a few squirts of ranch dressing (not spread) sprinkle some parmesan cheese top with lettuce On top of the other piece of toast: a few slices of cold cut ham some miracle whip spread around a few squirts of honey mustard top with lettuce Now slap those two fuckers together and slice. The end. |