| It's breakfast time at the Cunningham household. Richie and Mr. Cunningham are sitting at the breakfast table. Mrs. Cunningham is in the kitchen.
Mrs. Cunningham: "Good morning Howard." Mr. C: "Good morning, Marion. What's for breakfast?" **looks up from newspaper** Mrs. Cunningham: "We're having toast!" Mr. C. "Oh! **thinks, now excited** Strawberry??" Mrs. Cunningham: "nope, we're all out. "Grape" !" Mr. C. **snarls & now is pouting** **Fonzie kicks the front door open** Fonzie: "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Mr. C!" Mr. C: "alright god damn it, that's IT, Fonzie!" Fonzie: "Heeeeeeeeeeey Mr. C?" Mr. C: **runs up to Fonsie and begins strangling him** "alright listen up, punk! I'm sick of you coming on to my wife; leering lustfully at my daughter, filling my son Richard's head with a bunch of garbage ideals and beliefs! And it's gonna fuckin' stop right NOW!" Fonzie: "Whoa, hey, Mr. C!" Mr. C: **now shouting hysterically** "Now don't give me any fucking shit, punkhead!!!" Richard: "Dickhead science teacher is always harping on Potsie." Mr. C: "Stay OUT of THIS, Richard!!!" **Mr. C. proceedes towards his car while dragging Fonzie along by the neck and seat of his jeans while muttering "lousy mother...fucking son of a bitch..."... **Mr. C. throws Fonsie to the ground and kicks Fonsie in the head a few times & gets into his car** Mr. C: "Fucking asshole!" **Mr. C turns on the ignition and proceedes towards Fonzie's motorcycle** Fonzie: "Whoa, hey, wait Mr. C! I thought we were swell friends!" **Mr. C drives his big-ass car over Fonzie's Motorcycle** Fonzie's motorcycle: **crack, cringle** **snap** **sound of metal scraping along asphalt** Mr. C: "Ah-hahaha! Yeah! Stupid fucking asshole! Ruining your motorcycle to a pile of shit!" Fonzie's motorcycle: **crumble scrumble** **screeeeeeeeech** **bam snap** Mr. C: **shouts out of his car...** "Now stay the fuck away from my family and get the hell out of my town or I'll have the Sheriff shoot your ass out of my town!!!" Fonzie: **looks down** "Geeeeeeeeeez!" **gives a 2-thumbs down** END |