| Down at the hardware store...
Boss: "Okay, Dolph Rudager. It's your first day on the floor. Um, would you like some coffee?" Dolph: "um...uh.... sure! Why not!" 15 minutes and 5 cups of coffee later. **customer walks in** Dolph: **shouting** "HEY YOU WANNA BUY SOME TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS GOT ALOT OF TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS TOOLS ARF ARF ARF BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!!!" **customer runs away** Dolph: "8 is a NUMBER on the COMPUTER!!!!" **a few more customers run away** Dolph: **still shouting** "BUY SOME COCKSUCKING TOOLS! COCKSUCKING TOOLS FOR COCKSUCKERS!!!" Boss: "Damn it, Dolph!" Dolph: **barely notices** **squeezes & shatters full styrofoam cup of coffee** �son of a bitch!!!� Boss: **gets in Dolph's face** "What is WRONG with you, man??!" Dolph: *snarrrrrllllllllll* *grunt* *snarl* *grrrrrr* Boss: **walks over to coffee maker & picks up pot of coffee, smells it, twirls it around** "Alright, which one of you put bird feed in the coffee again?!!" stupid END |