| The Honeymooners. Alice with hands on hips: "Now listen up here, Ralphie. You got a big stomach an' a fat ass an' nobody likes ya, see?!" Ralph: "I oughta throw you right outta that window right now, Alice!" Alice: "You don't have the guts, fat boy!" **walks away** Ralph: **mumbles to self** -o- Alice with hands on hips: "You know what your problem is, you see, Ralphie? You're too busy drivin' around that bus all day with your big fat head up yer big fat ass, see?!" Ralph: "I oughta take this knife and gut you like a fish if we didn't have these potatoes here to peel for dinner." Alice: "Always too busy thinkin' about food for your fat stomach, Ralphie!" **walks away** Ralph: **punches cardboard apartment wall on the set** -o- Alice with hands on hips: "Now listen up here, Ralphie. You're just as worthless as the poop you shit out of your ass every night!" Ralph holds up fist: "One of these days, Alice....." Alice: "Yeah yeah, Ralphie boy, 'one of these days, one of these days, one of these days, one of these days...' " **repeats over and over** Ralph: **eyes grow wide and deeply focused on Alice's repetitiveness** Alice: "Listen up here, Ralphie boy! You ain't nothin' more than a glorified diesel box driving monkey, see?!" **walks away** Ralph: "Alice! YOU... *grunt!* " **grabs chest & strokes out and drops dead before retort is exchanged** |