| Two longhairs are headbanging while attending a rock concert. Suddenly they pause and actually listen to the music.
singer: "Swha-deeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt! Omga no dah, Blap gonda! Wet speed explooooooooooooooode!" Two longhairs: **stare in disbelief** singer: "Teee An Tee!" (arf...arf....arf...) Teen Fan Blee! (arf...arf...arf..) Tea Gland Pee! (arf....arf..) Mmmgah flower loaddddddd (arf..) speegah dooooooooooooo!" longhair # 1: "hey, what the fuck are we doing at an AC/DC concert??" longhair # 2: "man, we really fucked up big time!" singer: **clears throat** **clears throat again** "speck-a-leeva-crew-winnabeg-shrump-ga-doooooo!" **loud music starts again & fans begin cheering loudly** longhair # 2. "let's leave." longhair # 1. "Wait! I heard this riff during a car commercial! Oh wait.... that was for an Apple computer." **longhairs leave.** END |