| Oh this is rich:
TV News: "Teens who play poker / gamble are much more likely than honor students to drink, smoke, steal, lie, cheat and do illegal drugs." Once Steven's parents saw this report on the news, they became very concerned. Wife to husband: "John?? John! John, I was snooping in Steven's room....and I found a deck of cards!!!!" John: "Oh that's it...he's on drugs. Off to military school for him!" END |