rules for song writing:


"mine" always rhymes with "wine"

"fucker" always rhymes with "motherfucker"

"my gas" always rhymes with "my ass"

"booze" is close enough to "blues"

any song with the word "line" is about cocaine.

to change to a rock song, all "god", "Lord", "my savior", to "baby"

"caress" always rhymes with "posess"

"me" rhymes with "see" and vise versa.

You can change "hugs" to "drugs".

You can also change "love" or "got" to "fuck"

end every line with "baby"

"record player" always rhymes with "masturbator"
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