| Television commercial for Taco Sanchez's newest burrito.
Taco Sanchez: "Hey you people! Get down to Taco Sanchez's and try our new Nacho Cheese Burrito!" **cut to people in restaurant eating it** "It's FILLED with 20 ounces of our cheesiest, runniest pump-nacho cheese product and is wrapped around by a flour tortilla!" Customer # 1 dining: **takes a bite and watches the nacho cheese squirt 10 feet** Customer # 2 dining: **pleading to camera** "this damn thing doesn't hold together!! This is too hard to eat!" One of the chefs in the kitchen: **hands up in air** "It's all over dee floor, mon!!!" **apron & work station covered in nacho cheese** Cut to scene of parent & young kid eating a nacho cheese burrito, nacho cheese all over the kid�s shirt, face, hair, tray & mother�s purse. Kid: "This is stupid!" Taco Sanchez: "So come on down here and give this new Nacho Cheese Burrito a try!" Cut to white background w/ company logo. Voice screaming: "TACO SANCHEZ!!" **company logo rattles like a rattlesnake tail.** END |