A young boy and his father were driving down the road one afternoon when the father popped the top on a beer and took a drink. The boy looks up and says, "mmmm dad, that sure looks really good. Can I have a drink?" The father replied, "does your dick touch your asshole?" The boy says, "nope, not yet." The father then says, "nope? well, then you can't have a drink of my beer."
So they are still driving down the road and the kid is bummed, of course, when his father lights a cigarette. The boy asks, "dad, that sure looks good, can I have a drag?" The father replies, does your dick touch your asshole?" The boy says, "uhhhhh nope." The dad then says, well then, there's your answer. Nope, you can't have a drag off of my cigarette."
So they continue to drive and the boy is still bummed. The boy then pulls out a candy bar. He then unwraps it and starts to eat it. The father looks over and says, "Mmmmmm, that sure does look good son, can I have a bite?" The boy says, "Hmmmm, does your dick touch your asshole?" The fathers face lights up as he replies, "Yes! It sure does!" The boy is now beaming from ear to ear as he says to his dad, "GOOD! Then go fuck yourself!"
