When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with
all the animals.
"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will
be NO sex on this trip. All of you males, take off your
dicks and hand it in with my sons. I will be sitting over
there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can
get your dicks back.
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage
and was very excited. "Quick!" he said. "Get on my
shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any
land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the
window. "Sorry, no land yet."
"Shit!" and out went Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with
him. "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain
for forty days and nights. Only after the water had drained
will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so
excited every day?"
"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face as
he held out a piece of paper. "I got the donkey's
receipt!!"