| Shoulda Used a Kotex |
| I got a problem it happens once a month my bloody pad my bloody pad why oh why must it smell so bad I (chorus) Shoulda used a kotex because it helps prevent leaks it also keeps the odors down beneath shoulda used a kotex no one woulda noticed that my bloody pad my bloody pad smells so bad As I walk around the street people laugh and stare at their feet I look in a car window then scream and cry Oh No I have a big red spoltch down right by my crotch (chorus) Now I use a kotex because it helps prevent leaks it keeps bad odors down beneath now people don't stare and laugh at me because they now see that my pants are blood free |