Lobster of the Apocalypse

Lobster of the Apocalypse Has Arrived
Posted by Murphigius | Wednesday, December 22, 2005

Indeed, my children, the Time is upon us. There is no escape. There is nowhere you can hide. Your futile efforts to escape are worthless. There is nowhere that the Great Lobster of Reckoning cannot reach. It is inevitable. Harken now to my words.

Truly, mortals, Lobster of the Apocalypse has arrived. You plead for guidance. You ask, what hope is there left to us? I do not bring what you wish to hear. I bring the truth. There is no hope. There is no escape. Foolish Internet swine...how may I convey this to your simple minds? "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME." Know this, and fear.

Ignorant Internet users, I bring you the warning that Lobster of the Apocalypse has breached the Internet. Lobster of the Apocalypse dominates all forms of space, and shall consume them. Until that day, consider yourself blessed, and listen to the pure undistilled awesomeness that radiates from Him. Our minds percieve this radiation as metal. Metal which kicks the ass of every man, woman and child in a thirty-kilometer radius.

Listen, in awe, and await the inevitable consumption.



Lobster of the Apocalypse Has Arrived Posted by Murphigius \| Wednesday, December 22, 2005 Indeed, my children, the Time is upon us. There is no escape. There is nowhere you can hide. Your futile efforts to escape are worthless. There is nowhere that the Great Lobster of Reckoning cannot reach. It is inevitable. Harken now to my words. Truly, mortals, Lobster of the Apocalypse has arrived. You plead for guidance. You ask, what hope is there left to us? I do not bring what you wish to hear. I bring the truth. There is no hope. There is no escape. Foolish Internet swine...how may I convey this to your simple minds? "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME." Know this, and fear. Ignorant Internet users, I bring you the warning that Lobster of the Apocalypse has breached the Internet. Lobster of the Apocalypse dominates all forms of space, and shall consume them. Until that day, consider yourself blessed, and listen to the pure undistilled awesomeness that radiates from Him. Our minds percieve this radiation as metal. Metal which kicks the ass of every man, woman and child in a thirty-kilometer radius. Listen, in awe, and await the inevitable consumption.				Site Created December 22, 2005 The Lobster of the Apocalypse website has been created. Fear.