The following are the profound thoughts of my AP Goverment and Politics teacher, Mr. Jack Winters and some of the craziness that ensued in his classroom.
All quotes are Mr. Winters, unless otherwise noted.
Winters: I don't know if I really get it either.
J-net: Surprise!
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Parties sometimes have parties.
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Who's Burger King, B.K.?
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Paci: Hey! Did you hear that? He's making fun of me!
Winters: I know, he probably should.
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(About voting)
All you get is this crummy sticker.
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(About Jeb Bush)
Justin: His daughter's a crackhead.
Winters: Hey, speak for yourself.
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Hispanics generally support Democrats but they don't vote, so what the hell good are they?!
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Gee! I thought this guy was givin' the finger!
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Those DAMN 4-H-ers!
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Ragali: That's the wrong attitude!
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Snu S. News
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We'll talk about roles next time, because talking about rolls makes me hungry.
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When I was leetle, very leetle...
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You rebel you! (makes whip noise)
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(On the buttons being on the top of the t.v. instead of the bottom)
Brandon: Is the T.V. upside-down?
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(Picking up her pencil)
J-net: I'm gonna stab myself in the eye!
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Me: Strom Thurmond's like, a 100.
J-net: George Bush signed his yearbook.
Me: Really!?
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So I can arrest the crims!
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That means something, I don't know what, but it means something.
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Someone's talking, that's NOT you.
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As Mr. Rogers would say, in our neighborhood.
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Brandon: You stole the newspaper?!
Winters: Somebody left it..uh..I bought it.
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You don't hafta know all about them, but you should know what the heck they are.
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The damn hillbillies!
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This is the type of thing that's helpful to write down, I think.
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Don't just do something, stand there!
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You think about that one for a while, that's a good one.
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They're all kooky.
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We forgot about...Mr...uhh...Loser.
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Ding! Right.
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Let's try to stay awake guys!
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(About the Australian ballot)
A kangaroo comes and helps you into the booth.
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I think the judges got sick of watching X-rated films in their chambers.
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(Handing out the syllabus)
Take one of these and you can see how far behind we are already.
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Winters: Winters v. Stackhouse
Stackhouse: Yeah, that's the one where you get drunk and hit my car.
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Brandon: I'm a pony! I'm a pony!
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Make sure you know what state you're burning a cross in.
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And it ain't no lunch!
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Because I wanna see someone get bitten.
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(To Paci)
Hey, Macy, listen.
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We're all hookers in CT.
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I haven't seen a good filibuster in a long time.
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J-net: The day Paci studies is the day I sprout balls!
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If I don't get this paper clip off, I won't get to the next page.
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You don't get a band of thugs.
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Justin: Do you have any tissues?
Winters: No, use your sweatshirt.
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Not MACadamia...ACadamia.
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Winters: J. Edgar Hoover was a transvestite.
Brandon: That's freakin SEXY!
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It's been a good day Rob, until now.
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Shithead said this...
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(Note: Tunxis is a nearby community college.)
Rob: The Tunxis Turtles.
Winters: They're all a little slow.
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I hope your cholesterol goes over 200. Curse on you!
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Paci: Stop! You're gonna hurt my nails!
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I'm gonna have the snub collect it.
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Don't EVER eat ice cream and drink beer.
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Also, don't give blood and drink beer.
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Brandon: Did he touch you in any impersonal way?
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Who the hell is Rosy Scenario? I think she runs an Italian restaurant.
