Eminem-Kill You When I was just a little baby boy, My momma used to tell me these crazy things, She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, She used to tell me he hated me, But then I got a little bit older, And I realized, she was the crazy one, But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it, cause that's just the way she was, They said I can't rap about bein broke no more, They say I can't rap about coke no more, (AHHH!) S***, you think I won't choke no w**e Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more? (AHHH!) These motha f***** are thinkin I'm playin Thinkin I'm sayin this s*** cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it (AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull you to this bullet, and put it through you (AHHH!) Shut up s**t, you're causin too much chaos Just bend over and take it s***, okay Ma? "Oh, now he's raping about his own mother, abusing a w***, Snorting c***, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" You g** damn right b****, and now it's too late I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile b****** Vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all Danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sl***... Chorus: B**** I'ma k*** you! You don't wanna f*** with me, Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a sl** to me, B**** I'ma k*** you! You ain't got the balls to beef, We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef, You better k*** me! I'ma be another rapper dead, For poppin off at the mouth with sh** I shouldn't of said, But when they k*** me - I'm bringin the world with me... B****** too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me, I said you don't, wanna f*** with Shady (cause why?) Cause Shady, will f***** k*** you, (ah-haha) I said you don't, wanna f*** with Shady, (why?) Cause Shady, will f****n k*** you... B**** I'ma k*** you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you, In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you, F*** with me, I been through hell, shut the h*** up! I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em, I ain't ask to rap, but I rap on acid, Got a new blow-up probe and just had a strap-on added, Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No! Just criminal intent to sodomize women again, Eminem offend? No, Eminem on assault! And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse, To do it again, then, if he does it again, You'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th, (Ahhhhhh!) B**** I'ma k*** you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus, I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest, A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times, in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman? Serial killer hidin murder material, in a cereal box on top of your stereo, Here we go again, we're out of our medicine, out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in! (Chorus) Eh-heh, know why I say these things? Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams, And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks, This eighty G's a week to say the same things Tweece! Twice? Whatever, I hate these things, Buck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks, Mother f****** want me to come on their radio shows, just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink? F**k that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer, From fat b**** to off seventy-thousand pounds of her, From principal to the study body and counselor, From in-school to before school to out of school, I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs, Just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it, Okay, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O.J., I'm ready to Make everyone's throat ache, You f****** keep eggin me on, til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop? Shut up! Give me your hands and feet! I said Shut up when I'm talkin to you! You hear me? Answer Me! (Chorus) Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies You know I love you Website: http://www.eminem.com or http://www.eminem2000.com