WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST CLUB ON EARTH!!!

Do YOU like to suck you're thumb? Are you tired of getting made fun of because you suck it? Then join the biggest club on EARTH! dun dun DUN!!

In this club you will receive an email stating that you are an official member of the "I suck my thumb because Im still a little pussy, wimp, baby" club!

Want to be a member? Simply email Lacey "the thumb sucker" Johnson at [email protected] In the next few days you will receive your email.

Please include:
name
age
where you live
gender
why you want to join this club
and
how many times a day you suck your thumb

Dont worry folks, this club is absolutly FREE! Yes...I said FREE! F-R-E-E! FREE!! That means, for all the stupid people out there, you dont pay any money!! <green pieces of paper, you know> WOW!! Isnt this awesome?! Sign up today!

*Remember*
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