MONSTERS

They're scary, huh? They try to scare all the little kids -n- stuff. They're sooo mean! Wellz, I found a way to stop them! The next time you see them under your bed or in your closet..say "YOU'RE UGLY!!!!!" and they run away! I swear..I know it sounds simple..but they do! It also hurts their feelings, though. Mosters are really sinsitive creatures. They really dont mean to harm little innocent kids, they just want a friend. They're so ugly, they cant get one. It's actually very sad. *sNiFF* So you can hurt their feelings and say their ugly, and have them leave you alone forever..or you can actually become their friend.

Monsters include:
Ghosts
Vampires
Frankenstein
   Closet Creatures
Witches
Ghouls
Goblins
Hobos (thought up by katie)
Giants
Pumpkins
Vicious dustbunnies (thought up by silla)
      

Monsters can be anybody and anywhere.
For example:

your nextdoor neighbor mildred..

They can be your mailman..

or even your teacher, Ms. Jones!!

maybe, you too!! you could really look like..THIS!!

you say your brother is from a diff planet, huh? well, guess what! maybe he is..

and maybe that spider you picked up yesterday..

Maybe..Santa is a monster too!

Who knows, they're everywhere, you'll never know when you find one..just remember to be nice to everyone and everything..and you wont get in trouble from the monsters.

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