Spry: (In creepy narrator voice) Our lovely little tail begins in a basement.
(Camera pans to a picture of a house. The camera zooms in and visual cuts through the house until we see the dark image of what appears to be a basement. We see several beanbag chairs, where four figures appear to be seated. They are seated in front of a big television.)
Spry: Now, this is no ordinary basement. This is the basement of�..
Figure 1: Will you shut up! We�re trying to watch this!
Figure 2: Yeah, dude! Gandalf is just about to die. Shhhhh!
Spry: (Even louder than before) As, I was saying, this is the basement of�..
Figure 4: It�s my basement, damnit! Now shush!
Spry: Alright, that�s it!
(By her very special magical powers, Spry pauses the movie and turns on the lights.)
All: (Covering their eyes and hissing in pain) Ahhhh! The liiiiggghhhtttt�..DOOM!!!
Spry: Stop �yer whining and get up!
(The four Figures become quiet and stand up. We see that they are four teenage girls.)
Spry: �Aight, now which one of you is which?
(We see one girl jump forward.)
Figure 3: I�m Van!
Spry: (Stares at the incredibly blonde girl suspiciously) Your name is Van?
Van: (Nods. Is wearing a big stupid blondy-ish smile on her face) It�s short for Vanessa. Long story, don�t ask.
Spry: (Raises and eyebrow) Don�t worry, I won�t. Next!
(We see another of the girls jump forward to introduce herself.)
Figure 2: Hey, my name is Stevie. Short for Stephanie, don�t ask.
Spry: (Stares at the brown haired girl and shrugs) Whatever. Who�s next?
(Another girl jumps forward, this one is a redhead.)
Figure 1: Hiya, my name is Kit, short for Kate, which is short for Kathryn, which isn�t short for anything, because it is my real name!
Spry: Wow. I�d think you�d be the blonde. Interesting. That leaves one more. (Looks at the last figure, who is leaning against the wall) Who�re you?
Figure 4: (Stands up straight) Call me Harper, yo.
Spry: (Staring at the girl and thinking)
Harper: Riiiiggghhhttt. Well, that brings me to my�..
Stevie: Why are you here in Harper�s basement, anyway?
Van: Yeah, what are you doing here in Harper�s basement? And how did you pause our movies so that we are doomed to look at greasy ranger man forever? And how did�..
Spry: (Throws hands up in the air) That�s it. Here goes nothing! STRUDLE NOODLE POODLE DOODLE, MINKEY BOODLE!
(The four girls are surrounded by a really bright glowy-light-thingy-ma-bobber. Next shot we see the four girls plummeting down from the sky to land in some randomly placed bushes.)
Kit: Owww�..my butt�..
Stevie: Yeah, I think I broke something. My arm feels weird.
Van: Oh, that�s because I�m sitting on it, sorry. You know, I feel fine!
Harper: (Angry and yelling) That�s because you�re on top, you twit! Will all of you get off of me? Jeesh! You weigh a ton!
Stevie: (Trying to act dramatic) Like, gasp, you sooo, like, didn�t just diss me and, like, call me fat!
Harper: No, just big boned.
Van: (Giggling) OooooOooo! Somebody is fat!
Stevie: (Angry) Shut up!
Kit: Dudes, chill. Hey, where are we.
(The four girls walk around looking at stuff trying to figure out where they are.)
(The girls run over to where Harper is standing, which just happens to be on the side of a cliff.)
Stevie: So, what do ya think?
Van: I think it�s shiney!
Kit: (Smacks Van) Shut up!
Harper: (Clears throat) Well, judging by the river, and the waterfalls, and the location, and the insane-shiny-glowy-and all around pretty and cool factor, I have determined that we have fallen into Imladris, Middle-earth.
Kit: (In awe, and looking all around confuzzled) Wow. I have no idea what you just said. Wow.
Stevie: Dude. What�s an Imladris?
Harper: Rivendell, you buttmunch.
Stevie: Ohhhh yeeeaaahhh�..
Van: Ohhh�.. shiney!
All: LET�S GO WREAK HAVOC!!!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!
Spry: And so, our incredibly idiotic heroines have almost safely made there way to their destination. The only thing is, will its inhabitants survive the rampage..�should be interesting. Tune in next time, same place, where insanity abounds�..