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| some funny shit that might make ya smile |
| friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate |
| The 50-50-90 rule, anytime you have a 50-50 chance, there's a 90% probability that you'll get it wrong |
| a day w/o sunshine is like, well, night |
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| things rednecks never say: 1. duct tape won't fix that 2.we don't keep firearms in this house 3.you can't feed that to the dog 4. no kids in the back of the pick up, it's just not safe 5.do u think my gut is too big (fat) 6. spittin is such a nasty habit 7.we're vegetarians 8.i just couldn't find a thing at walmart today 9.nope no more for me, i'm driving tonight 10.Little Debbie Snack Cakes have too many calories |
| q.what do u call an empty jar of cheez whiz? A. Cheeze whuz |
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