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2-26-02
WE NOW HAVE THE BEST COUNTER ON THE INTERNET !!! A few new pictures here and there. Rob fixed the Louis Louis link, and I added a link to Spice Chat and Rob's bio. Also we just won the Worst Site Ever Award. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2-22-03
  Alex's bio is up. Expect more bios in the near future. We'll most likely be recording this weekend too, so more songs on the way. Keep an eye out for new pictures and links as well.
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5-27-03
Ok. First small bit of reconstruction's done. This index page is in a transitional phase right now, sort of in between what it was and what it's going to be. I forgot why I had that reconstruction page up, so I took it down. Don't bother going to the music page for the next week or so.
2-15-03
Hello. Added a page for our music. Only one song now, but it's a start. I'm gonna work on the BIO section eventually, also. And add some links.
Music
LOLCORE!!!!!
6-9-03
We just won a very prestigious award from a very prestigious organization.
CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amendment to Rob's Bio made.
We are on good terms with Dustin.
quid pro quo on the linkage, please
We are what they say we are:
"WHAT A BUNCH OF FRICKIN LOSERS THEY ARE!!!"
"its not my fault you look stupid"
"god you guys are losers."
"Antwone Fisher... Thats a good movie."
"to me your all just a bunch of retards who play shitty music"
-Clarke,
Red Carpet Disasters
"they are look like the biggest fags eva in the whole world!"
"I think that THE CINNAMEN should just shut up and die."
-Distillaz1364, Madison somebody, she's from the North/Boise area.
"i h a t e t h e c i n n a m e n"
"the cinnamen are sacks of horse s h i t"
-Roland,
the Conscripted
"Fucking nerds, eat some shit and go back to your star wars convention pussys... jhonny when i saw you all i thought of some little mommas boy that still sucks on her nipples when he wants milk. and rob your just a fucking sad sight...by the way nice shoes ha ha idiot. you little queers need to get a rolemodel and get a girlfriend that will do more than hold hands... oh yea im still gonna kickyour ass (very easily)"
-DamiEN
"those damn dirty bastards need to go to hell and die"
"the cinnamen is a bunch of clown shoes"
"you suck you fucking bloosy anus! you sorry excuse for a musican, go rot in hell"
"you suck anuses you sorry excuse for a musican"
-El Gato Gordo, perhaps Tom Chapman of the terrible Short Sided
people think we are the best band ever.
Clearly, some people have bad taste.
6-18-03
This is just a note to say I can't move that box in the upper left corner. It's there, but it isn't.
6-12-03
Music has returned! HOORAY!
"can you tell me what model of r2d2 you have??
nerds. i know your proud of it but do you spit or swallow? get laid"
"you guys look like you just walked out of a star wars convention. wats up with the shoes?? i mean i know you dont care what you look like but jesus christ. you probobly never had a girlfriend in your life. i bet tuck could kick the shit out of you."
-Julian,
Arm the Hopeless
NO PIRATES ALLOWED
7-29-03
The polls are in, NINJAS ROCK! Yeah... that's pretty much it... maybe some new songs on the way... send money...
8-21-03
I don't know what the deal is with the Arm The Hopeless thing, it might be happening this Saturday, it might happen after school starts, nobody knows. We'll probably still take part in the festivities for some reason. Sombody's Got An Erection (featuring Nik)is finally up! DOWNLOAD NOW.
8-12-03
NEW BAND MEMBER: Nik will be joining the Cinnamen as lead bass and co-mouth (Jonny demoted to resident sax player). New song on the horizon. As well as a new political party,
The Erectionist Party is going to be huge (pun totally intended).
7-1-03
Origins of the Spice are being redone; we couldn't deprive you of the facts any longer. And Chris is officially a member. Yahoo!
6-26-03
Jonny's bio is up and the Origins of the Spice are now typed out for your non-downloading pleasure.
5-15-03
Picture of Rob (UNEDITED!) availible in his bio. We're definately variety-showing, we decided. Link to another Les Bois band up. Lousy stuff.
5-6-03
Fixed links on the music page for the umpteenth time. Added "Digital Us," which is a really great song. As far as the Variety Show, we aren't sure we'll do it or not. We passed the tryout. Do we have drums now? Perhaps. FIN.
4-14-03
Small changes made throughout and a song up. Two more will be added soon, and a banner so's you's can link to us with style.
2-6-03
This is the official Cinnamen web site. No content yet, but some of our music and stuff will be uploaded. My question to you: How the hell did you end up here?
3-5-03
The Inconceivables broke up. Shame. A moment of silence, please.

              Also, 2 new songs up.
3-6-03
Added my picture to the Picture section. Also made a new studio link where you can see where all the love goes down. Its in the BIO section. More on that to come.
Annihilated the GuestBook, it only ever brought pain. Alex
2-28-03
I'm just putting up a logo and a few inflamatory pictures. That's all. Use the message board, if you would. Rob.
2-25-03
Added my bio. It's really just a list of some of my CDs, But it's probably better than nothing.
2-18-03
    NEW SONG: I JUST WANNA BE FREE (NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY). THAT IS ALL. CAPSLOCK off. Layout will be better soon, maybe over the weekend.
2-18-03
We now have a message board. Read Alex's welcome letter. Added a pictures section. Much updating to occur in the next few weeks. Also a links section. I'm gonna redo this layout, too. There's also really annoying background music now.
2-17-03
Worked on the bio section a little. Added a link to
the Inconceivables. I made a good picture of the Red Carpet Disasters.... That's under the Lyric box. Nothing else to speak of. MsgBrd Cming Soon.
2-24-03
The plan to record fell through. So did my plan to see Battle of the Bands, but meh. People oughta post on the message board. I know you're showing up here. And I added a picture of me (Rob) in the pictures section. Mp3.com account coming soon.
MYSTERY PAGE
8-26
Semi new board. Site cleanup must occur. Probably a few more songs being uploaded in the near future, so check back every 30 seconds.
9-2-03
The Arm the Hopelss benifit is back on for September 13th. We will almost surely be playing in it this time. For more info, check out the new "cinnAppearances" section. That's all... FOR NOW!
CinnAppearances
9-7-03
Not much going down recently. The party is still on for the 13th. Check the "CinnAppearences" section for more information. Yep, that's just about it...
9-9-03
OMG!!!2~
Nik's bio is up. And oh yeah, SHOW! THIS SATURDAY! CHECK THE CINNAPPEARENCES SECTION!
7-25-09
New pictures. Nude girls all night long.Call QVC: item T-214penis5. Congestion intensified.
6-20-03
The History of the Cinnamen is now available in the Bio section.
9-10-03
OMG!!!3~
New picture up, new song written. And oh yeah, SHOW! POSTPONED! AGAIN! UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY, THE 20TH!
9-16-03
Alex and John Otander form a new band (don't sweat it folks, Alex didn't quit the Cinnamen.) The band is called
Eagle Eye,  so check it out!!!1!one!1
9-17-03
WE HAVE PARTY CONFIRMATION!!!
The concert/par-tay of the century goes down next Saturday the 27th. You should really go. I updated the
Shows (CinnAppearances) section of the site with all the latest news.
7-17-03
New banner, Modern Scurvy link changed, Jonn photos added in his bio. Damn this page is congested...
You are retarded. I hate your band. Go away. -steven segal, from the hellhole Angry Potato forums
9-22-03
New testimonial added. Everybody donate to the
Save Sterling Fund. Party might be delayed again.
Save Sterling
10-13-03
We haven't updated in awhile because there has been no news. The party went pretty well, but life in the band is pretty dull as of late. We're trying to work out a couple songs... P.S. uraqt.
8-1-03
Chris has some phtos up as a semi-bio. A drum solo of his will be up soon, check the music page occasionally. Cgispy appears to be malfunctioning, so SpiceChat and the board are down.
9-25-03
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
This Saturday,
click here for more info.
2-27-03
Got rid of my bio. Replaced it with a quiz. Work to be done on that. Recording might actually happen on Sunday. Background music has returned.     ROB
4-18-03
Some banners are up. Also, THE CINNAMEN may be participating in the Les Bois variety show. That's it for now.
11-12-03
The Cinnamen are receiving our first feature mention in a publication, the Timberwolf Occasional, or whatever the Timberline paper is called. Band has been in a vegetable state for awhile and looks to stay that way for the next forseeable future or two... I for one don't have a lot of enthusiasm left for it anyway. Not much else to say, message board has been sabotaged, probably by CGIspy.
10-18-03
We finally got a professional review, it's awesome. Check it out!!!!! In the Bio section. ! (this just in- It's JohnO's)
11-26-04

Due to perpetrations by a certain member whose identity is obvious enough of the most reprehensible douchebaggery made more reprehensible in its being strictly exclusive to public localez, the reunion hast been canned, and canned pretty hard. So get your hopes down.

We had a good run. It's over. Sorry.

                                                             -Rob
1-21-09
Last update: approximately five years and two months ago. O how time flies. Anybody who still checks up on this site, bully for you. You're fighting the Good Fight. We shall overcome.

Watch for The Cinnamen on the new VH1 special "HiSchool 2004: Bloodfeast," hosted by Julian Duran or whatever the fuck that guy's name was. The jockey who played bass for Harm the Opeless. The one with the haircut.
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