| Dave Conversations/Jokes |
| Ok, heres all the shit dave and us talk about like his jokes and his trying to make fun of us, and him talking about his parents.... all the first few entries are unknown to what the dates were so well write unknown date. unknown date today kayvon and i were sitting in the hallway and dave walked by, we tripped him and beat the snot outta him. ahahahahha not really although it woulda bin funny. unknown date kayvon and i were sitting in the hall having a farting session and dave walks by with his cleaning trolly and he showed us how to fart, he owns us all. we had to rewallpaper that hallway. unknown date dave calls angad osama, we laughed. unknow date dave tells us a joke.....why do farmers armpits stink...why dave?....well gee golly gosh(and he stuck is thumbs in his armpits).....we didnt get it cause it didnt make sense. unknown date dave was drunk at skool, wait, thats everyday. unknown date today rob stole daves mop and started mopping and singing, dave threatened to send rob to the office so rob threw the mop at dave and stole his i.d. we now know his last name is finlay, hes 36 and his mom drives a green cadillac. unknown date today dave said robs suspenders were gay so rob threatened his life, and he shut up and kept vacuuming. unknown date kayvon and rob see dave at coffe time and asked if dave could read, he didnt say anything, so kayvon called him a faggot. we left. the next day rob asks dave if the owner of coffe time is daves boyfriend and dave says no hes yours, rob says no, i have a girlfriend you should meet her, dave says yeah ill work her in for you, rob punches dave in the face. not really, kayvon then asks dave why he was so happy, then kayvon said did you get sex from your boyfriend, you faggot. unknown date dave sobers up enough to tell rob the real version of the farmer joke: why do farmers THUMBS stink....well geee golly gosh(sticks fingers in arm pits) he then told rob another joke: this is pretty much what he said: so i heard you went to the doctor and said you have a problem but your gonna laugh and the doctor says ive bin in this profession for 20 years, i wont laugh...so you say ok...and pull down your pants to reveal the smallest dick ever, the doctor laughs for a while then says sorry, go ahead, and you say well see it swelled up.... rob thanked dave for the waste of time and then superdirt shawn came over and says hey dave remember when you came out of the portable at eastview and was drunk then dave started to sing a song and shawns like YEAH!! thats the song he was singin....rob then left. unknown date we were banned from talking to dave for a while but we still talked to him pretending ANGAD never told us we werent allowed. unknown date stanhead took our hackeysack so we killed him and buried him in a shallow grave and blamed it on dave. unknown date last year in comm tech we had a camera and we put it outside the custodial arts office and hit record, knocked on the door and ran away....stanhead came out and looked around then rob came back and said ANGAD!! I SAID WATCH THE CAMERA! and kayvon laughed at him and stan took us to our class...but one likes stan so our teacher did nothing. October 28 2002 we saw dave in this little room and he called angad, osama. we saw a sign that said slippery when wet and we asked dave if we could put it on his moms vagina, then rob said, speaking of your moms vagina she owes me a bat. then rob asked dave if he bathed in this little dirty sink cause it looked like daves dirty skin. daves white trash by the way. October 31 2002 kayvon and rob present dave with his official dave and the janitors shirt. he gave it back cause it wouldnt fit his short fat drunken ass, we got the interaction on video. November 7 2002 K-von and Rob are talking to dave about going drinking on friday, he said no cause k-von will touch his bum and have sex with him. Then kayvon said dave better not bend over near him, so rob said your a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAGGOT and dave laughed. The we laughed at dave for being so drunk. January 15th, 2003 Today rob, angad and i (k-von) were walking down the hall way when i saw dave and i called him a faggot then angad called him an ugly peice of shit, then dave said "Don't you have a tower to fly an airplane into" and angad flipped on dave and said" i thaught i told you before that is you called me osama again that i would kick your ass" and dave walked off. then rob and i went up to dave later that day and stabbed him in the face and now has only one eye. actually we didn't we congradulated him |