A re-creation of the first Nakedman pic used when I arrived in CSlam. For some reason I was suspended for using it. Hmm, can’t figure why. From then on I have not used pixelation.

Within just a few days of my arrival, Psychomantis of the AoD saw that I had potential. He invited me into the AoD and I accepted. This was the original AoD Nakedman pic. I have been in that stable ever since. This pic was used in the AoD flash movie. (hehe… get it, flash?)

Slammers of the iAPWF were none too happy about a naked guy in the fed. I was shunned. I of course came to realize that this was part of a massive conspiracy against naked people by you clothed bastards. They tried to make matches where I had to put on clothes, they tried to arrest me for indecency. Ha! It will never work. Why? Because I’m Naked.

While we had a card in Oakland, the city that Nakedman grew up in, Nakedman went to go protest the Naked conspiracy with the Oakland Athletics. Fortunately, Jason Giambi and Ben Grieve of the A’s joined me, and took off their clothes. We walked the streets in protest.

This was the pic I was waiting for. I couldn’t wait to get my naked little hands on a belt. Right from the beginning of the creation of Nakedman I knew that a belt was the perfect way to hide his… umm… yeah, stuff. So here he is, Nakedman- the iAPWF’s Primetime Champion!

Ouch. Nakedman got clonked on the head pretty bad. So bad in fact that he believed he was a Gothic Warrior. The Gothic Warriors are a classic Tag Team in the fed- they believe that it is still the middle ages though. Nakedman thought he was somewhere in Medieval times and was fascinated by modern technologies. He carried chain mail, a helmet, a sword and yes… underwear. In a fight against a Hairdresser who wanted his sweet man-chowder, Nakedman got clonked on the head again and came back to ‘normal.’

Here is a variation of the same theme, only this is Gothic Nakedman with a Championship belt.

Do you remember when I said that Nakedman went back to ‘normal.’ Well, it wasn’t normal for Nakedman- he started wearing clothes. He always dressed up in a tux, even to the smallest occasions. He was repulsed by nudity, eh abandoned his core fans and became a bitter, vile heel. He also started stealing things from people, beginning his kleptomaniac angle.

What freed Nakedman of this Clothed Bondage? A tiger. On Midway Island in the Pacific, during a special card, Nakedman was attacked by a tiger who shred him of his clothing. Nakedman finally realized that he belongs naked. He went back to his kinder, gentler days of being a loveable naked guy.

Here is Nakedman hanging out with his good buddy, Snoop Doggy Dog. The two used to live together on a lakeside house. They have a yacht and still hang out every once and a while. Snoop calls him Nak-Dog.

Here is Nakedman freezing his little weenie off (literally) in Siberia. This was part of May’s CWO Russian FPV.

Even though he is good at heart, Nakedman once again took a bad naked ass persona in the CWO. He tried to be good at first, but when teaming up with the vile Holyevil he can’t help but be bad too. If you do something that Nakedman doesn’t want to RP with- BAM!!! He will no sell you in a second.

Maybe one day this will hang around for a month on the front board, welcoming all CSlam visitors. Maybe not… but it would be cool.