I've recently rediscovered my collection of dodgy porn films bought in Greece. As such I have decided to review each and every one of them.
Of course, this is a somewhat alarming task. First of all, I will actually have to sit through them all. Now to me, there is something about watching hardcore pornography that is rather boring. It is probably down to several factors, the most important of which being the length of each scene. Most, for example, will incoporate several different positions, and will follow a rather simple take-turn oral formula followed by three or four position changes (usually - unless the director is feeling imaginative - there will be roughly seven different positions that will be seen over and over again).
Anyhow, because these videos were bought in a dodgy shop in Greece the quality - of picture and people - is generally quite appalling. However there are some recent American ones where the woman are actually attaractive - that is, of course, before som muscle-bound, mulleted stud buries himself balls deep in her face.
The main attraction of these vidoes is the hilarity factor, which is considerably higher in some than it is others. In cases where anything other than the script and acting is concerned, the hilarity scale and the disgusting scale are somewhat interchangable.
Also remember that this process will likely be a long one. I will probably have to splitt the viewings up throughout a day because, frankly, I have better means of wasting my time than watching crap - or indeed any - porn. This of course means reviews will sometimes be disjointed, but then the people who read them will only be as many as I can be arsed to send the link to.
So on with the show.