His Excellency, Special Bound Concubine of the Masochist Lionel MacGaypants (M)
Her Highnessness, Were-Were-Magistrate Gorax Straightflame (F)
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Scrotumustadio Ironly (M)
His Mightiness, Head Were-Passer-by First Class, Peter Pan Dirtstar (M)
His Fatness, Archarchhetman of Defence, Serak the Preparer Ish (M)

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Latrell Goldharasser
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Myrjala Centaureyes
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Kanako Nuditygirl
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Kirstie Anusmace
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Leroy Earthfoot
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Dutch McBusketmace
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