Gundam Wing Limericks
GWing Silly Stuff
by Kaoru
'Twas one boring night, and try as I might, visions of Wing boys came into sight...
Yes, I am evil. ;)
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The Boy from L2
There once was a boy from L2,
Who while taking a leak in the loo,
Felt a hand on his bum
*Gasp!* The boy from L1!
So he gave him a good feel-up too.
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The Boy from L4
There once was a boy from L4,
Who thought his nights were quite a bore.
He went off to see
The boy from L3.
So his nights weren't boring no more.
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Merquise
A man by the name of Merquise
The leader of OZ he did tease.
His sensual dance
Held Treize in a trance,
But Noin was not at all pleased.
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Traction
A boy of American persuasion,
Attempted an OZ infiltration.
He got kicked in the butt,
And socked in the gut,
And spent the next month in traction.
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The Boy From L2, Part 2 (by Cresent Star)
There once was a boy from L2,
Who badly needed a screw.
So he shagged up some fun
With the boy from L1.
They heard the bedsprings in Peru.
I'm running for cover... again...
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