| Afterhours - where you go when the bars are closed and you still haven't found someone to sleep with Baggage - the excuse people use to punish their current boyfriends for things that their past boyfriends have done to them Bear- a man over 24 that has excessive body hair and/or excessive body fat BiCurious - gay Bisexual - gay Bitter - what all gay men are destined to become. Caused by drama and stress (see below). Bottom - sexual position preferred by 95% of the gay population B-yotch - what some fags consider a much cooler way of saying "bitch" Butch - what gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves. Actual butch men will never need to use this term. Circuit boy - tweaker 85% of the time Cub - a young man that like foraging with bears Cuddle - sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid Drama - an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better. Dyke - the polar opposite of fags, often more butch than most straight guys Ex - 1) anyone you've slept with more than once. 2) a club drug popular in the late 90's. Excedrin - what every gay man should have in his medicine cabinet Fag hag - the companion every gay boy must have, without one they will be lost at clubs Foam - not sure anymore, as we haven't seen it in over a year Forward - the geographical direction in front of you. ex: "Go forward." not: "Go straight." Fruit-flies - fag hag in training Gaydar - a device hidden inside all gay men to detect the queeniness of others around them, the more flamboyantly gay queers emit the highest amount of radiation that's easily detectable Gaylights - an unnatural highlighting of the hair that no straight man would be caught dead with. Gurl - the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?" "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!" Gym Bunny - a troll who has realized that his only chance of getting laid is to work out every day. Hayyy - a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the end. Homewrecker - the person who stole your ex (definition 1). Issues - see Baggage Mullet - hairstyle utilized by lesbians to make themselves easily identifiable to other lesbians. Nellie - 1) Harriet Olsen's daughter on Little House on the Prarie 2) nickname for the Loch Ness monster 3) not butch Omaha Diet - unnatural weight loss caused by non-prescription medications. Also known as Jenny Crank. One Night Stand - a very short-term relationship, the end of which is signified by someone putting on their pants. Philson Sex - sexual activity in which everybody wants to get off, but nobody does. Enables you to have a one night stand without actually becoming classified as a whore, yet still significantly more intensive than cuddling. Rough Trade - a one night stand that you will later pretend never happened. Shot - when you need to get drunker faster Stress - an non-imaginary condition brought on by the drama of others Top - see Bottom Trade - what you bring home from the bar, paid for in services rendered. Troll - anyone older than you that wants you to go home with them. Trick - see Trade Twink - some one that weighs less then 130# Twit - anyone younger than you that won't go home with you. Twelve - how old you are if you're not 21 Unemployed - what most fags have to list as their current occupation on job applications Universe - the area of space contained within a 3 foot diameter of every gay man. Versatile - glorified Bottom (but will top if absolutely necessary) Whore - anyone who has more sex than you Zima - for fags who are afraid that a brown bottle will clash with what they're wearing. |
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