Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.
-Utensil Pick
When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.
-Extra Pick
When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery.
-Depression Pick
When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.
-Pick A Lot
What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.
-Kiddie Pick
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.
And the best part is, there's no time limit!
-Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back
the smile.
-Fake Nose Scratch
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
-Making A Meal Out Of It
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
-Surprise Pickings
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
-Autopick
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....
-Pick Your Brains
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.
-Pick And Save
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
-Pick And Flick
Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.
-Pick And Stick
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
-Pipe Cleaner Pick
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%