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How to talk about men and still be politically correct... -He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. -He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. -He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT. -He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. -He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. -He is not a cradle robber; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. -He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. -He does not act like a total ass; he develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION. -He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT. -He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION. -He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED. -He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA. -He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE. -He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY. -He doesn't have a dirty mind; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS. -He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. |
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