ANGEL MEETS THE BUFFYBOT
Title; Angel meets the Buffybot
Summary-Unbeknownst to him Angel meets the Buffy bot.
Author- Fayth
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Cert- PG
Pairing- ?
A is Angel and B is the Buffybot ~~ it's not brain -science people!
A) Hey!
B) Horses eat hay. I�m Buffy.
A) Err ok. I know that. How are you now?
B) Fine thank you. I was broken but Willow fixed me.
A) Yeah I heard she must be pretty powerful to do that.
B) Oh yes Willow is very powerful she is my best friend.
A) I know that Buffy, are you feeling alright?
B) Do I look broken? I have to report to Willow if i�m broken.
A) Now i�m completely lost.
B) I could help find you, but I have no time for games.
A) Why are you here? Buffy in LA?
B) I have an important mission.
A) You could have called, its called Professional Courtesy.
B) I�ll remember that thank you. Who are you?
A) (Taken aback) Angel!
B) Angel was my ex-boyfriend. He�s a vampire, very very old and bad. Angels lame, his hair sticks straight up and he�s bloody stupid.
A) (Hands immediately in his hair) it sticks up?
B) Yes very badly.
A) Why didn�t anyone tell me, they know I can�t see my reflection?
B) I have to go now.
A) Wait who said I was stupid? And the hair is ok right?
B) Spike did.
A) Spike?? (Murmurs) it�s not like I don�t use enough Gel.
B) After we had sex.
A) You had SEX WITH SPIKE? (Hair is now forgotten.)
B) Many times in different positions, I could draw diagrams.
A) I think i'm going to be sick.
B) Maybe Willow can fix you. Willow fixes me.
A) Obviously not very well.
B) Do not talk about Willow like that or I will stake you.
A) You had sex with Spike?
B) Yes, he�s the big bad.
A) Oh God!
B) Yes I said that too. Many times. Spike likes it.
A) Buffy Stop!
B) I am stopped.
A) What happened to Riley?
B) Riley left; he was captain cardboard he got vampires to suck him and then left
On a helicopter with the initiative. He was bloody stupid too.
A) I�m sorry
B) Your forgiven. I have to go now.
A) Forgiven for what?
B) For being a sorry vampire
A) I don�t even know who you are anymore.
B) I�m Buffy. You�re Angel, you live in LA.
A) I�m not lame! And my hair is fine!
B) Goodbye (she leaves)
A) Fine! (Quietly) it *is* fine right??