Webmistress says:
I am quietly going through all my webpages at
the moment and revamping them, making them a lot spiffier
then they were.
Please bare in mind that this is a very slow process,
but one day we may make macaroni together if all goes well.
And eat pie. We must all eat pie.
people have gone insane thus far.
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Recent Sneezes:
THIS IS NOW AN EX-HOMEPAGE. PLEASE GO TO THE NEW HOMEPAGE AND UPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKS.
[5/15/04 Update]
I've finished all establishing work on my new Leonard Nimoy image archive (Endless Rapture) and added many icons to the icons site. Next step: Finish Loggods website.
[18/6/04 Update]
I've finally almost finished my Wire In The Blood website, and have completley revamped my comics one too.
[6/5/04 Update]
Have spiffafied several sites and made a new homepage.
I think updating homepages is very addictive...
12/3/04 Update
Added some random icons, added another couple of sites
to the sites list.
[8/1/04 Update]
Gone through pages one by one before linking them from
here so that all is in working order.
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Obey the hedgehog hat. Visit these sites made by other
people!
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Quotable Quotes
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"Don't smarties remind you of potty training?"-My
mother
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"Nut-ell-a is peo-ple...PEOPLE!!"-Shaun Micallef
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"Ford, you're turning into a penguin...Stop it!"-Arthur
Dent
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"The very poweful and very stupid have one thing in
common- they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they
alter the facts to fit their veiws, which can be very uncomfortable
if you happen to be one of the facts they wish to alter."-Doctor
Who (the face of evil)
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"Harvey crumpet was prone to touching people with his
index finger when he first met them"-Harvey Crumpet
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"Do you think that this new low-fat shampoo is crunch,
half crunch or not crunchy at all?"-The Ruttles
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"This course is about being in a car with your family"-My
Road Ready teacher
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"Who's leg is that?"
"Mine."
"Oh..."
"Who's squishing my leg?"
"Sorry."
"Who's foot is that?"
"MINE! OW!"
"whoops...Sorry...Why are you stroking my ankle?"
"I'm not."
"Sorry, that was me."-Three female loggods on
one pool floaty thing
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"How did this fly get in? And more importantly, how
do I get it out? Go on- Out out out, out damn fly"-My
fly hunting father
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"*holding a jet full of scared people in air with magnetic
waves from one hand* When will these people learn to drive?"-Magneto
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"Bernard: Old wine is good wine.
Manny: Yes. But expensive wine is good wine also.
Bernard: Yes. But the older the wine is, the gooder it is.
Manny: Ah but by the same token, the more expensive the wine,
then the gooder it is also.
Bernard: (looking at the wine) Look at the colours.
Manny: Yeah.
Bernard: All the colours. Well... yellow.
Manny: This is like... a... a farmyard... of wine.
Bernard: It's like looking into the eyes...of a duck.
Manny: And sucking all the fluid from its beak."-A
scene from Black books
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"I ya nikomu ne skazhu, chto ya robota lyublyu"-Tatu
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"Your seeds from a watermelon crossed with a grapefruit
cannot harm me! My wings are like a sheild of steel"-Batfink
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"What am I doing at the great divide? Graak, I know
you can't hear me, but I am here. I'm sitting in a chair and
there is a Sontaren poking me with a OWW! YOUCH!"-The
Sixth Docto ("Destiny of the doctors")
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"All the loggods have mostaches, and we're standing
around a pot of Cheese Fondue, trying to fish out Nun's habits
and wimples with the fondue sticks. Every now and then, the
top of a Dalek head pops up, rotates a bit to get a look around,
then sinks back into the cheese. "-One of my odd
dreams
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Here endeth the quoting.
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| Homesneeze |
This page last sneezed: 6/5/04 |
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Welcome home to the weary, to the
silly, to the downright loony and all those cheesy
bits of goodness in between to the Noingy's Websneeze
*cheers*, the virtual little rock of lunacy both
maintained and inhabited by my muntiferous self,
Nightshade_pheonix.
From here you can access my website
empire, all the random websites that I have made.
Some will be old, others young, and some so silly
your brain will fall out your nose. You have been
warned.
Yes, this is the latest design, probably
to be changed at some point in the future...*pokes
at dotty lines* ehe...I redesigned this time because
the last page was far too crowded and a nightmare
to load. Hopefully people will like this one more
then the last one as wipeing the eggs off my email
was quite a job.
Oh yes- my email. That could be handy
if you wish to contact me...Tis
[email protected]
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| The Website List |
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I do believe that I make too many of
these...Mnn...
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Cyriax Fansquee
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 15/1/04
LAST MODIFIED: 27/11/04
STATUS: Complete but being added to
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The only complete fansite about Commander Cyriax and Jeremy Stanford on the internet! This site has fanart, fanfiction, links and information.
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Endless Rapture
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SITE SIZE: Large
CREATED: 20/7/03
LAST MODIFIED: 5/15/04
STATUS: Complete but being added to
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My precious Leonard Nimoy image archive. This site has a lot of rare photos, and some not so rare ones. Fanart and icons are constantly being added, as are wallpapers. A real testiment to the spiff that is Leonard Nimoy. |
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Comics To Explode the mind
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 10/1/03
LAST MODIFIED: 18/6/04
STATUS: Incomplete...Most comics unfinished.
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This site suffers from "Nightshade_pheonix's short attention span" syndrome and half of the comics on it are only half finished. The ones that are finished are rather YAY though :). I expect to see all of your minds explud. |
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Emotionless Aliens From Star Trek fanlisting
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SITE SIZE: Small
CREATED: 7/18/04
LAST MODIFIED: 18/7/04
STATUS: Complete and awaiting members
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This fanlisting was going to be for Spock, but one of my close friends likes Data so much that I decided to expand it a bit. Join. Join. It is goood for you Heh hehe. I like the way the layout turned out on this :P |
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Psychosis- A Wire In The Blood Fansite
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 30/5/04
LAST MODIFIED: 30/5/04
STATUS: Currently under construction
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I love the spiffy murdur mystery thingamewhatist show, The Wire In The Blood. I love it so much I decided to make a website about it. Screencaps and episode guides and character profiles are all there...*is very happy* |
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Icon Insanity
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 20/5/02
LAST MODIFIED: 21/5/04
STATUS: Allways being added to
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Lots of handy little icons that I have made on photoshop that all and sundry can use on their blogs. There is a wide range of topics the icons have been built on too :D |
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Odd Turkey
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 18/11/02
LAST MODIFIED: 6/5/04
STATUS: Allways being added to
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A site with all of the stories (well, the worthwhile ones) in one place. If you are wondering why it is called Odd Turkey, have a look! |
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Chap With Wings
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SITE SIZE:Medium
CREATED:21/4/04
LAST MODIFIED:22/4/04
STATUS: Completed (yay!)
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Nicholas Courtney is another of my favourite actors. He was a spiffy person who played the Brigadier in Doctor who. Anyhoo, look at the site and you will Leeeeeeaaaaarrnn! I'm very proud of the spiffy layout :D
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The Knees of Micallef
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SITE SIZE:Very big and growing.
CREATED:5/6/03
LAST MODIFIED:8/1/04
STATUS: Generally Stagnant
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YAY! This site is about the spiffiest genius in the world, Shaun Micallef. YAY FOR HIM AND HIS HOLY KNEES!! The website has extensive image galleries, reveiws, biographical information and general worshipping idiocy.
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Ego Require Meus Potus Reus
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SITE SIZE:Medium
CREATED: 26/9/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete-ish
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This tis a site about my favourite drunken irish bookstore owner, Bernard Black (from the series Black Books). It has quite a nice array of stuff on it, such as quotes, sound bytes, fanart and fanfiction. |
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My Livejournal
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SITE SIZE:Erm...It's not really MY site
CREATED: It's kinda my text on someone elses
LAST MODIFIED:And run by nice people
STATUS: And I update it every day *nods*
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A live journal is basically an online blog of what I have done in the day. It is very odd and I beleive that, along with pizza shapes and chinese tea, it is one of the most addictive things in the world. So Nya. I update it with dayly happenings and thoughts. Read at your own risk! |
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Masonite
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SITE SIZE:Medium
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete
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A small shrine to the best anime character ever: Brian J Mason...Megalamaniacy master of robotie mayhem *cheers* I have lots of images :) |
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Luke Warm Potato chips
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SITE SIZE:Rather large
CREATED: 24/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Always growing, relatively complete
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A site with all my thoughts on anything from disposable toilet seats to the human perception of attraction...Hehehehehe...Gets updated randomly. |
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Old Homepages |
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SITE SIZES: Single Pages
CREATED: 2/3/03, 10/6/03
LAST MODIFIED: 27/5/03, 18/10/03
STATUS: Complete and Stagnant
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Whenever I update my homepage, there is always someone telling me they liked the old layout better. So this is for all of you-the two old site layouts before this one. Links might not be current, but don't complain to me because these are in the past.
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The Holy Birch Of Paul McGann
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SITE SIZE:Rather large
CREATED: 27/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Still growing, relatively complete
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A site to a really spiffy person, Paul McGann. He's an actor *nods*, and never before has the earth witnessed a more amazing face. Oh, the possabilities of fanart! This site has a filmography, a biography and lots of images and sillyness. Worth a visit, I say!
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The Penguin Farm
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SITE SIZE: Single, large page
CREATED: 9/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnant
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The Penguin farm is a site about an actor...Who played the seventh doctor...Who I think is a penguin...heheheheeh...It has bio information, images, video clips, sound bytes and other misc. things.
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The Celery Farm
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SITE SIZE: Single, large page
CREATED: 9/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnant
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The Celery farm is like the Penguin farm, only it's about Peter Moffat (aka Peter Davison), the actor who played the fifth doctor. It also has bio information, images, video clips, sound bytes and other misc. things.
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The Kingdom of Sporks
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 2/4/03
LAST MODIFIED: 8/1/04
STATUS: Partially complete and stagnant
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A site about Sporks and a little bit on Doctor Who. The layout is actually very spiffy, if I say so myself and I do, considering how long ago it was made. |
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Destination Gallifrey
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SITE SIZE: Ruddy huge
CREATED: 23/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 27/4/03
STATUS: Incomplete, a continueing work in progress
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And I thought my gallery site was big...This is a website devoted to Doctor Who, a really wonderful sci-fi series that went from 1963 till 1996. I'm covering EVERY aspect of it and this site is ritch with images, sounds, videos and information. Do have a look :) It is currently being ENTIRELY rebuilt with lots of extra things, but the old site is there until the renovations are complete. |
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Kate Duchene fansite
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SITE SIZE: Small, multiple pages
CREATED: 3/8/03
LAST MODIFIED: 3/8/03
STATUS: Complete and stagnant
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A tribute site to the world's most yay-some actress, Kate Duchene. Images, bio and profile, as well as links to other fansites, are included. |
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Odd Sounds
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SITE SIZE: Small, multiple pages
CREATED: 16/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 16/3/03
STATUS: Incomplete, to be finished eventually
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A small site that I will eventually fill out more. So far it has a collection of short WAVs from assorted sources and some song re-writes (i.e. Eminem's "I'm sorry momma" becomes "I'm sorry chicken") |
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The Potions Lab
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SITE SIZE: Small, multiple pages
CREATED: 16/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 16/3/03
STATUS: Hiatus indefinatly
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A pretty fansite for one of the world's best ever television shows, the Worst Witch. Well, perhaps more a mini shrine to the world's best witch, Constance Hardbroom...I'm NOT obsessed...Gee, just 'cause of the 210 image gallery doesn't mean I'm some sort of weirdo...oh...Work on this site had to be put on hiatus because of disagreements with the WW community, so it won't be updated. |
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Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 9/11/02
LAST MODIFIED: 9/11/02
STATUS: Incomplete, will be finished one day.
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Perhaps this site will get out of limbo and I'll actually stick the two seperate ones together. Perhaps.It is about my top fav anime of all time, Bubblegum Crisis (yay!). General information about the show, image galleries. The design isn't too flashy, but it's functional. |
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Munt Munt
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SITE SIZE: Large
CREATED: 20/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 20/2/03
STATUS: Incomplete, little bits added at intervals
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Another little joint-project, this time about a British village of our creation *evil laughter* ALL HAIL THE IDIOT LOGGODS!...*cough*...Has idiocy in short stories and diagrams. |
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My DeviantArt account
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SITE SIZE: Large
CREATED: 3/3/03
LAST MODIFIED: 14/5/03
STATUS: Complete, but always being updated with new pics
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Click on the image to go to my gallery website. Click on the text to go to My DeviantArt account. Simple really ^.^
All of the lovely-ful piccies I have drawn are on this site. Have a lookie!! |
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My Wallpapers
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 14/4/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete, sometimes new sections added.
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others are ladscapes...It spans across the whole range of desctop yayness and best of all- They are all free!! |
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Expelliarmus- A Snape Shrine
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 14/4/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnant.
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A rather old site, but it has a charm about it that has prevented me from updating it. All about Severus Snape, with fanart, fanfiction, images, downloads and a good dose of idiocy. |
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My ramblings
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SITE SIZE: Small
CREATED: 22/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete but needs more content
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A little collection of all my ramblings...Sane minds beware!
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Andoen's greif
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SITE SIZE: Miniscule
CREATED: 25/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete but needs more content
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Ok, so there isnt much on this yet. Just you wait. I don't quite know why andoen is greiving, but this is a lord of the rings fansite. She is an elf. Look, I liked the picture, ok?!?! I had to do something with it! |
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The Insane One
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SITE SIZE: Miniscule
CREATED: 16/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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My self-profile site...Do you really want to see it??! |
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A Tutorial
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SITE SIZE: Small
CREATED: 30/1/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A little tutorial site for all of those out there who don't feel confident about drawing. |
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Local Insects
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SITE SIZE: Medium
CREATED: 23/2/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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Just as the banner says...this is only for people who like bugs...I'm not very proud of the design but all in all it turned out OK. Twas an extension assignment for school. |
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Aegis
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SITE SIZE: Tiny
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A compeltly pointless site I made quite some time ago, all based about a pretty pic I drew...Very old with aweful design and corny music, but kept for nostalgia as this was one of the first websites I ever made. |
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Granny Weatherwax
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SITE SIZE: Tiny
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A teeny-tiny site about my second favourite witch, Esme Weatherwax. It has a short fan-fic, a few pics and quotes. Again very old, but I don't have the heart to throw away old websites. I just can't press deleat *sniffle* |
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Tatare Doughnuts
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SITE SIZE: Tiny
CREATED: 28/5/03
LAST MODIFIED: 12/3/04
STATUS: Complete and stagnent
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A small page made when I was very high, probably about 1:00 in the morning and three ltrs of coke in me ages ago. Tis still a classic though. |
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| This website is © Nightshade_pheonix,
so is the content. I don't beleive I invented the dotty line,
but if someone else hasn't already claimed it, I claim it
now as my own flesh and dot. |
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