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1) Thou shalt have to method to thy madness.
2) Thou shalt listen to the voices in thy head.
3) Thou shalt speak thy mind.
4) Thou shalt not bring the chicken on the tourbus.
5) Thou shalt not be brainwashed by pop culture.
6) Thou shalt randomly break into accents.
7) Thou shalt respect the pizza.
8) Thou shalt not spike the punch (unless you want to see some really funny drunks).
9) When in doubt, thou shalt add humor to any situation.
10) Thou shalt find the humor in any situation.
11) Thou shalt thrive on chaos.
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