Well, this one takes some explaining. It's Student Council election time again at my school. There are a bunch of guys who are running under the pseudonym "Phillip". If they will, it'll be like a dictatorship, except with twenty dictators. Much fun. They made crazy signs with funny slogans that are posted everywhere around the school.
ELECTION UPDATE: Phillip lost. Bob won.
And now, without further ado...

...he breathes air!
...he'll put an end to spontaneous human combustion!
...he doesn't kick puppies!
...he's not allergic to peanuts!
Shoot for the bottom. It's easier to hit...
...he'll eat a stick of butter for your amusement.
...or he will swell up really big.
...he's a real person.
...don't let "BOB" have his way.
...he's pretty.
...or he will get a bunion.
...he prefers pudding over Jello.
...or he'll kick you.
...he's a licensed exorcist.
...he's pretty nice...I guess... ...or else.
...he's not a midget.

And now, here's Bob's campaign slogans, which are blatant rip-offs of the original Phillip ones...
Vote Bob...
he makes a mean sloppy joes.
his cheap word-processed campaign posters are nice.
his real name is Michael Smith.
he puts the "si" back in President.

More will be added as I see some new ones.

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