Dilbert's Theorem on Salary
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that Engineers,
Teachers,Programmers and Scientists can never earn
as much as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation
based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)
Postulate 3: (as every Physics student knows):Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows :
Knowledge = Work/Time
and since TIme = Money
we have: Knowledge = Work/Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work/Knowledge
Thus as Knowledge approaches Zero, Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of the Work done.
CONCLUSION:
THE LESS YOU KNOW
THE MORE YOU MAKE!