Interesting Definitions
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &
a
fool at the other
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
more popular than a five day test
3.Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
woman gains her master.
4.Divorce : Future tense of marriage College : A place where some pursue
learning and others learn pursuing.
5.Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of
either".
6.Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
7.Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece .
8.Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ...
9.Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
11.Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13.Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14.Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15.Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
17.Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19.atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20.Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
22.Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
Into a river.
23.Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."
24.Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead
of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25.Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26.Father : A banker provided by nature.
27.Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
28.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
29.Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
30.Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
31.S/W Engineer : One who gets paid for reading this.............