Funny.....Got this in email......

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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