The return of the Sardar
Q:Why did SARDAR stare at frozen orange juice?
A:Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Body ache
an sardar goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every
where I touch it hurts."
The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow."
he touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doc, surprised,says "touch your head."
he touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where he touches it hurts like hell.
The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays
etc... and tells him to come back after two days.
Two days later he comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your
problem..."
"Oh yeah? what is it ?"
'You've broken your finger!'
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HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SARDAR
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind
Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
Tries to drown a fish in water
Thinks socialism means partying
Trips over a cordless phone
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius"
Sells the car for gas money
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead
Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport left", he
turns around and goes home
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Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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Q: What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
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Q: How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.
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Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone
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TO LOOSE WEIGHT...
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers
a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end
of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I reached India!."